Blue Stars and Purple Ponies: Archive

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

331 notes

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Once Again, I'm Being Awkward

That awkward moment when you’re jammin out in the room losing your shit, and your roomie walks in. And you have to awkwardly pause.

Jan 23rd

Jan 22nd

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Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

906 notes

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Jan 13th

255 notes

Jan 12th

3,512 notes

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Jan 12th

10,346 notes

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Jan 11th

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Jan 10th

4 tags

Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

2 tags

Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

168 notes

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Family Bonding

Just named a cookie brand with my pop pop. We’re gonna call it the One and Done. Cookies for people on diets I guess.

Jan 10th

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Root Vegetables

They are the deep sea fish of the produce section. Never meant to see the sun and ugly as fuck.

Jan 9th

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Jan 9th

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Jan 7th

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that awkward moment where none of the shits are given.

Jan 4th

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Sleep Talkin' Man →

This is hilarious. A wife posted all the weird shit her husband says in his sleep online. Favorite ones so far: “Hey! This is MY playground. These are MY swings. That’s MY climbing pyramid. And that’s MY springy elephant! THAT’S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end. Bog off! Leave this playground to the king of playtime! … Mmmm, they’re all...

Dec 29th

1 tag

PEMDAS

People Expect More Drugs And Sex

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

3 tags

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Question

If you don’t like something, then you’re a hater right? What if you are completely indifferent? Legit just don’t give a shit about it. Or don’t like it, and still don’t care. Still hatin?

Dec 28th

2 tags