February 2012
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Feb 8th
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occasionallyintrospective: click it. i promise it’ll be great It was awesome until it was all “you are the most awesome person that we know.” we? we?! And then I got all “the government is watching you!” and decided to call it a night.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”
– Jack Kerouac (via bloodisthenewblackk)
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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WatchWatch
Frat bros and sorority hoes, not just a party theme. poorlifechoices: #sororitygirls
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
26 posts
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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My Friend
He wept tonight.  Fucking sobbed, because he was upset about race relations.  I’m sorry, but I’m too black to be sympathetic, and too drunk to not want to laugh in your face.
Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Once Again, I'm Being Awkward
That awkward moment when you’re jammin out in the room losing your shit, and your roomie walks in. And you have to awkwardly pause. 
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Family Bonding
Just named a cookie brand with my pop pop.  We’re gonna call it the One and Done. Cookies for people on diets I guess.
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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Root Vegetables
They are the deep sea fish of the produce section.  Never meant to see the sun and ugly as fuck.
Jan 9th
Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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that awkward moment where none of the shits are given.
Jan 4th
December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Sleep Talkin' Man →
This is hilarious.  A wife posted all the weird shit her husband says in his sleep online.   Favorite ones so far: “Hey! This is MY playground. These are MY swings. That’s MY climbing pyramid. And that’s MY springy elephant! THAT’S MY SPRINGY ELEPHANT! You crusty knob-end. Bog off! Leave this playground to the king of playtime! … Mmmm, they’re all...
Dec 29th
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PEMDAS
People Expect More Drugs And Sex
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Question
If you don’t like something, then you’re a hater right?  What if you are completely indifferent? Legit just don’t give a shit about it.  Or don’t like it, and still don’t care. Still hatin?
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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